9 Year Old ADHD ‘Scatter Brain’ Literally Scatters Brain

Scatter Brain

LINCOLN, Nebraska - Disaster struck Zeman Elementary school Friday afternoon, as Tanner ‘Scatter Brain’ Watts' tiny body fell off the roof of the school while attempting to chase a butterfly. Witnessing the bloody and horrific event were hundreds of fellow students and one annoyed janitor.

Leopard Mauled By Children

(TBN) - Ziggy, a leopard from Omaha Nebraska, was seriously injured today after he accidentally wandered into a daycare and was mauled by several toddlers. Witnesses say the leopard, seemingly unaware of the danger, tried to lick one of the children. This act set the rug-rats into a blood-frenzy, where they used their sticky fingers, toy swords and newly developed teeth to attack the vulnerable animal. Shaking cans filled with coins, the day care workers managed to scare the children away long enough to pull the leopard to safety.