Cabbage Patch Kids In Custody After Birth Certificates Revealed As Forgeries

Truck driver's mugshot.

(TBN) - Several illegal Cabbage Patch Kids were found hiding in the "human cargo hold" of an 18-wheeler as it attempted to cross the Mexican-American border. Officers became suspicious after the driver of the truck was unable to answer their questions.

"She was clearly high on some drug, rambling about  'the worst thing I ever seen.' Then she freaked out in some meth induced seizure," Officer Grundle told reporters. "We pulled her out of the truck, tazed her and got the cuffs on her. That's when we heard rustling coming from the trailer, which could mean only one thing."