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Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Yes Dear: A Guide To Pleasing Your Mate

Sassy Diva
A Prequel To Gaining Control Of Your Shit

Whether you're a sassy diva, a homely door mat, a Mary-Kate, an  Ashley, or even a Cybil (dissociative disorders with a decent rack), there is a pretty good chance that finding a stable relationship will be pretty goddamn tough. In fact, a lady on the talk radio once said that we're all totally fucked and will probably end up lesbians. I say, they can't send us ALL to jail!