Social Commentary Sunday: Obama

Someone Raise the TOOT CEILING!!!

This Week In Rick Perry

(TBN) - Rick Perry recently revealed that he had adult stem cells injected into his spine to speed up the time it would take for his back to recover from last month's surgery. Critics are upset with the Governor for using his social standing to promote a controversial procedure that has not yet been scientifically proven. However, it should be noted that as an Evangelical Christian, blindly promoting  unproven things is what Rick Perry does best.

Networks Threaten To Cancel Obama Over Poor Ratings

C. Thomas in full Obama make up

(TBN) -  Midway through season three, Obama is facing the possibility of cancellation if the show cannot increase its ratings. The administration has lost many viewers due to the current "Debt Ceiling" story-line, which has alienated the casual viewer, while confusing even the most die-hard followers.

Uncle Sam Files For Chapter 11

(TBN) - The United States of America has joined Blockbuster, Linens ‘n Things, and Atari in the unemployment line. Uncle Sam, who is normally seen standing outside of businesses, dancing and cajoling in attempt to bring in customers, was seen in poor spirits on Wednesday.

“I love actin’ a fool,” Sam told reporters at a press conference before emotionally breaking down. He was then led away by his wife, The Statue Of liberty, and their son, an inflatable tube thing that appeared to be on a controlled substance.