Emasculating Your Man: A Guide to Gaining Control of Your Shit

(Kat Ramzinski) - Ladies, let's get real. See that thing looking up at you with fear in its eyes? It is not your "boyfriend." It is not your "puddin' pop." It is not your "love muffin." He is YOUR PROPERTY. He belongs to YOU. Unfortunately, sometimes your shit can forget its place.

He may attempt to run away or hide. Your shit may become argumentative and decide out of nowhere that he's the bigger, stronger entity. Maybe he'll try to find another woman to tell him what to do. BOO WHOO. Remember, you are not in this "relationship" to snuggle and love on one another! You are here to compete!