(Waco, TX) - Detectives apprehended Kenneth Dillard Wess, 12, who had been on the lam for the last two months. According to reports, Wess allegedly duped neighborhood poster-child Adam Psalm Eve into purchasing an extremely rare, limited edition X-Men comic book - issue 143. Adam paid the outrageous price of three Pop Rocks, two Ken Griffey Jr rookie cards, a “Win a free Sprite” bottle cap, one booster pack of Magic The Gathering playing cards and the shirt off of his back (see picture to left).
