Gay Star Alignment Explains Rare Phenomenon

Republican House Party

(TBN) - House Republicans briefly transformed their image this past weekend when the entire political party turned into a frenzy of gay pride induced dancing, parading and glitter-bombing.

Initially confused, scientists were able to pinpoint the cause of the phenomenon as result of the rare homo star alignment of Ellen Degeneres and Sapphire - author of Precious - in Louisville Kentucky; both gay stars were there separately for various promotional reasons.