(TBN) - In the wake of S&P downgrading the U.S. credit rating, The Economy was found dead in his apartment early Saturday morning. Neighbors reported hearing moaning and wailing, followed by multiple gunshots. EMTs arrived and pronounced The Economy dead at the scene. Friends of The Economy say they knew he had been suffering from depression for a while, but are shying from speculation that this was anything more than an accident. However, witnesses reported hearing someone who sounded like the Economy yell out between gunshots, "why am I not dead yet? Are you kiddin' me!" and "Oh thank god, I'm dying. I'm dying! Wait, I'm going to miss the next episode of Breaking Bad? I wish I was dead! Are you kiddin' me! Oh good I am d..."
