Guy Gets Into Fat Suit

No, this isn’t a Nutty Professor fat suit. A New York man, just shy of 300 pounds, is suing White Castle for failing to make the booths in their restaurant large enough to accommodate his corpulent carriage. Claiming the burger chain’s restrictive seating is a violation of the “civil rights of fat people,” the bloated Rosa Parks wannabe told reporters, “I just want to sit down like a normal person.”