No, this isn’t a Nutty Professor fat suit. A New York man, just shy of 300 pounds, is suing White Castle for failing to make the booths in their restaurant large enough to accommodate his corpulent carriage. Claiming the burger chain’s restrictive seating is a violation of the “civil rights of fat people,” the bloated Rosa Parks wannabe told reporters, “I just want to sit down like a normal person.”
Expanding the size of their booths is not only dumb idea, but it would also be flagrantly irresponsible of White Castle. When a carny displays their “you must be this tall to ride this ride” rules, it’s not a violation of short peoples civil rights. IT’S FOR THEIR OWN SAFETY. White Castle is already providing you with greasy burgers. Providing you with more room for your excessive girth could be considered assisted blubbercide. Also, at 64-years-old and 290 pounds, sitting like a “normal person” might be biting off more than you can chew (which is what got you into this pickle in the first place).
Let’s hope the lawsuit fails because teaching kids to accept responsibility for their actions is important. If the jumbo dumbo successfully sues White Castle, it’s only a matter of time before we see Rabbit get sued because the size of his hole caused Winnie the Pooh physical and emotional trauma. Can you imagine what mixed message that would send the children?
Let’s hope the lawsuit fails because teaching kids to accept responsibility for their actions is important. If the jumbo dumbo successfully sues White Castle, it’s only a matter of time before we see Rabbit get sued because the size of his hole caused Winnie the Pooh physical and emotional trauma. Can you imagine what mixed message that would send the children?
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