Crocs Enthusiast Of Today

Who has two feet and Crocs? This guy (above)! The way I look at it: rebelling and liberating doesn't mean you can't be comfortable. Between throwing Molotov cocktails, this guy decided to throw on a pair of Crocs. That's why this guy (above)! is our Crocs enthusiast of today.

Video Of Today - 8/21

Well there are football players who make millions and cant handle balls like this. Good for her!

Video Of Today

Notice the camera shaking? That's life in the trailer parks. Someones older sister is going to be pissed they stole her underwear, and her baby. Sit back and watch something David Lynch could only dream of directing.

Pet of the Week: Looking for love?

Try standing directly under the bowels of Justin Timberbat!

Totes Cute; Amirite?!!!

Gold Medalist Squashed by Fat Kid During Leap Frog Championships

Conrad Walker in TIMEOUT Pen Yard

(Québec City, CA) - Tragedy struck the annual Leap Frog Championships this past Friday, as Canadian Leap Frog captain Sally Blininings, 10, was brutally squashed by her obese team assistant captain, Conrad Walker, 9. 

Sally, three time gold medal winner, was declared squashed as leap frog enthusiasts looked on.

I wonder if God looks at Evangelical Christians the same way I look at baby pageant competitors.

The Modern Man

The Modern Man Says: 

"I Wear The Baby In This Family."