Man Wakes Up With Iphone Strapped To His Body

Simon Leman claims the last thing he remembers is picking out a few choice berries from a bush outside his house. "[...] and then I feel a sting in my backside. When I woke up, there was an Iphone strapped to my chest."

This marks the 3rd time in as many days that a person has woken with some type of smartphone affixed to their body. Though not much is known at this time, it appears that several corporations have employed the help of wildlife experts to use smartphones as a method of keeping tabs on human migration and spending habits.

More on this story later.