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(TBN) - If you want my hard earned dollars, I need more bang for my bucks. That's where Lingerie Sports comes in. You're probably asking - "how do half-naked women boost consumer confidence?"
Well Curious George, by combining lingerie with football, for example, you bring together two things I know I enjoy watching: degrading oneself for money and penalties for roughing the snapper.
Well Curious George, by combining lingerie with football, for example, you bring together two things I know I enjoy watching: degrading oneself for money and penalties for roughing the snapper.
Sure, the idea of giving money to scantily-clad women might rub some guys the wrong way. Fear not! The league is about empowering the women. The league is about allowing them to show off their god-given talents. And most importantly, the league is owned by a man - Mitchell S. Mortaza. Rest assured, any boner-fueled spending will go to line his fat, greasy pockets!
Mitchell is a hero of mine. He looked himself in the cocaine covered mirror and asked the age old question: if women earn less than men, shouldn’t they also wear less?
Mitchell is a hero of mine. He looked himself in the cocaine covered mirror and asked the age old question: if women earn less than men, shouldn’t they also wear less?
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Before Mitchell, Women were mostly known for going wild on spring break. Thanks to Mortaza, these women are now well-oiled, disciplined machines who understand the value of good-sportsmanship and group showering. I salute you Mitchell for seeing the value in these women that so many step-fathers and ex-boyfriends couldn't.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'm hoping to score some box-seats for next season. Wink.
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