Amber's Pet Of The Week - Charlie Pandaguin

Charlie "Please Kill Me" Pandaguin

(TBN) - This adorable little fellow is Charlie Pandaguin. What's that? He looks familiar? Well, you might recognize his darling face as Charlie Day from It's Always Sunny and Horrible Bosses! 

Doesn't he look so happy with his furry, snuggly Panda body; his quirky, cute webbed-flippers; and his single penguin wing?!

Here's a few facts about our loveable cuddlebug. You can't tell by the photo, but his webbed-feet are far too small to support the weight of his body. Also, his delightful hind-legs have been broken, which makes it impossible for the pandaguin to escape the clutches of your loving, misunderstood arms. 

  

Now you might find yourself wondering, "why does it have only one penguin wing when penguins can't even fly."

Jimminey Jillickers! Obviously it needs a wing to wave hello to you when you come home. The pandaguin also wags its wing when excited...and its always excited about affection! What purpose do the webbed-flippers serve, you ask? Well duh! If it had ooky-bear paws, it would just claw your eyeballs right out of your sad face. The pandaguin is defenseless against your tight squeezes and wet kisses!

This why the Charlie Pandaguin has earned the title of Amber's Pet of the Week.

Contributing writer @bixbot is under 24 hour surveillance for various mental maladies. Her contributions for pet of the week serve as an outlet for her delusions. The Pandaguin, while cute, can only survive 6 hours outside of the imagination of a child. Please do not adopt one.