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(TBN) - Lady of the night shift, Melissa Redmond, 29, is facing prostitution charges after allegedly servicing customers while on the clock at Dunkin' Donuts.
Police became suspicious of criminal activity when customers began reporting that a cashier was charging 50 dollars for Boston Creme Pies and to get said donuts they would have to "go around back and bring some rubbers."
"You don't even want to know what happened when I ordered a glazed bear claw and some donut-holes for me and my husband," Jamie Rutgers told reporters. "She said it would cost extra, and I'd need to bring a garlic press?"
Operation "Extra Sugar" took police officers 6 weeks longer than expected to finally make an arrest, as the cops often forgot to proposition Melissa when faced with all those delicious, sprinkled donuts
Though the woman was arrested and charged, Dunkin' Donuts has not only let her keep her job, but promoted her to corporate level, claiming her customer servicing skills should prove invaluable around the office.
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